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ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….

THE NEW VERSIONS…

Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set him free …
If he ever comes back, he’s yours,
If he doesn’t, as expected, he never
was.
Whatever gave you the idea that he
would
anyway?

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set him free …
Don’t worry, he’ll come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set him free …
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set him free …
If he doesn’t come back within a week
forget it.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set him free …
If he doesn’t come back put your life on
hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
If you love someone, Set him free .. .
If he comes back, and if you love him
still,
set him free again, repeat*

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, Set him free,
HE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set him free.

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the
second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom
Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set him free,
If he comes back, I think we can charge
her for re-installation fees and
tell him that he’s also going to get an
upgrade.

Biologist :
if you love someone, Set him free, He’ll
evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set him free,
If he loves you, the probability of his
coming back is high.
If he doesn’t, your relation was
improbable
anyway.

The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then put bug on his phone and
surveillance cameras in his house.

The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set him free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like
you anyway?

The Lawyer:
If you love someone, set him free.
Then sue him for emotional distress.

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set him free.
If he doesn’t come back shoot him.

The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk him.

The geeky programmer:
IF you love someone
THEN set him free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL he comes back
wait
ENDDO